Hardworking Mr. Macaroni riding on a BICYCLE; Sees Soft walking SPAGHETTI WHEATy like there's a need BUY SICKLE
She say make who no get PEPPER ever call her PEPPERONI; sey Carpenter wey wan NAIL first need HAMMER to knack
Na politics make Mark ANTHONY take CECELIA on a RIDE, when the proposed Lord of the Ring na ANTHONY Joshua
But then, to change the DOWN SIDES, UP in an already UPSIDE DOWN world; Gen-Z wan start from Z to A rather than A to Z
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MISTA MACARONI RIDING ON A BICYCLE - Nigeria,poetry,life related,nursery rhymes,poetic cruise,inspirational poem,
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Mr. Mark Anthony riding on a bicycle; Would you LIKE to CARRY me Mr. MARK ANTHONY
"Jump on Cecilia. jump on Cecilia, jump on Cecilia", said Mr. MACARONI
I thought Mr. MARK ANTHONY LIKE to CARRY me, only to find out MISTA MACARONI LIED to CURRY me
MACARONI SEE pass CECILIA; because of "bum bum sisi me ya, bum bum sisi me ya, bum bum sisi me ya" Mr. MACARONI
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What MAN GOT no be wetin hin room ORDER; was rather a WHOT MAGGOT waiting in the OTHER room
Instead of "H,I,P" for HIP and "P,O,P,O" for the POPO; Naija manages "H,I,P" for all the HIPPOPO
After using HIPs to POPO us into accepting a Jagaban, e go still wan use am TAME US like HIPPOPOTAMUS
My MOTHER who sat and watched my INFANT HEAD; never wished brainwashing to MURDER my BIG FAT HEAD
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Can't survive Naija without toughness IN GLANDS; I confirm am for ENGLAND using a whole Queen ELZABETH
NAIJA dey use people life do BET like who mistake BIRTHDAY for BET DAY; sotey e even use ELIZA BET
From "Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe" to "Mini, mini, Mani, Moe"; One day we go bambam and jiggyjiggy from "Mini to Major and Many More"
One day, Old McDonald farm will turn the VOWELS in our BOWELS from "E-I-E-I-O" into a soothing "iya iya oh"
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Naija be like FOLLOW ME as I FOLLOW MEAN; If you SLEEP on the BICYCLE, you go still FALL LOW
Mr. MACARONI don ride this BICYCLE for years like A,B,C before A-P-C thief am give Mrs SPAGHETTI
COLONISED to believe that leaders wey KOLO NICE; we follow the melody because they promise us GRAMMY like 9ice
They turn us into soldiers wey dey jirate dey shout "ESOBE" when behind the scenes na actually "APES OBEY"
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Just when the ARC LYRIC be REPPING COUNTRY, GOBE becomes an ACRYLIC colour that's RIPPING with CON THRILL
Even if you no look MEAN UP and DOWN you'll know that it's TRUE; sey for my country SAPA na TEACHER wey dey SAP HER
When Nigeria turn our STANDARD LIVING to SANDALILI; youths dey abandon the MOSTHIGH for SHISHA
The Goodluck CRUISE was once our SANDALILILI-SANDALILI till BOO HARRY's hardship became STANDARD LIVING
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How I wan take EVEN JINGLE OVER like a MOTTO when my ODD JANGILOVA no fit afford EPO MOTOR
No be EVERYBODY KNOW ME WELL and no be EVERY BUDDY NO MEAN WELL; look me up and down - you'll know that it's true
Once a HELL INFANT but now an ELEPHANT for HEAVEN; God set my MORAL COMPASS - I no go lose FOCUS DOWN
My big dreams go COME to PASS with MORALE - despite what's been set to let hell LOOSE and FUCK US UP
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