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Like the way FATHER, WORD and SPIRIT expressed to us AGAPE, EROS and PHILOS

Love is what makes beauty like an ever green crop; more like an EVER THING club

Love gets MAN UNITED make east no go dey do the WEST HARM

When my land's wet and cold, love's bossom sunlight dey SUNDERLAND

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FEMALE CALM ERA fit dey FILM MALE but that FEE from MALE makes her FEEL the MALE

Men just FEEL HER and wanna FILL HER; She is one of God's  designers wey by far, pass FILA

"You can't rob Peter to pay Paul", yet PETERBOROUGH money from paul to PET HER

Peter say ROSE na THE FLOWER even though dem don DEFLOWER her reach the PETAL

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One FAIR MEANING to being FEMININE is that being WOMAN is enough reason to WOO MAN

God invested much to REEL HER STATE; God's designERS, so spot on with a REAL ASS STATE

All humans are BI-ASS but it seems God designed hers with enough BIAS to be man's ASSET

One of THE SIGNS in this DESIGN is man's simple interest in the compound ASS SET that ASSERTS

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Once a man FIND the WIFEy to FUND; he's ready to be FINED by this WIFI for FUN

My queen PITCHING her King - no BITCHING; number one jersey though goes to God our keeper

Married and committed to ride only you as MICAH with my endowed HABAKKUK

Stuff NAPOLI between your legs till my Napoleon FHULAM TIGHT with extra TITHE

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I no be King SOLOMON but will make a melody album from your SONGS of SOLO MOAN

you're Too HOTspur not too have fans; but beyond a fan, I'll be your AC while ME LEARN

From ATALANTA to GRANADA, forever after's a DONE DEAL; my HEART's yours like DUNDEE

Cell is the unit of live; you're full of life than 5Alive coz your CELL THICK

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I PULL THICK on love - no POLITICS coz My PURPOSE of love ain't standing with a POOR POSE

Na love team wey LOSEGUARD dey kpai like LUGARD; No be by to LOOK HARD - peace and soft LOOK, ADD

For us to LOOK MAN still go LOOK ODD; na to rather use our BOOK OF LUKE dey LOOK GOD to LOOK GOOD

With The way YOU KNITTING UNITY as we REACH our God PRAYING to EnRICH our guard against the forces PREYING

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Our pool of love no be POUR POOL; I'm LOYAL to making us more ROYAL than the best PURPLE

DO ME like INDOMIE as to DO YOU dey sweet ME DO; U and I - our kid'll be the PLUS in the MIDDLE

As BIOLOGY teaches our kids about NATURE, our BIO LOGIC ensuring they all get the best NURTURE

Leave MASTER KEYS to MASTER JESUS; bring on this MY STAR KISS that builds each LIP DAY into a LEAP YEAR

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