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GOD USE MARRIAGE SET COMPASS - football pun cruise

The fact that MANCHESTER UNITED, shows how sweet woman's CHEST are DIVIDED
It's a FACT TOO REAL that I need no MILO coz with your milk FACTORY nothing brings ME LOW
Your MILKNESS attracts my MEEKNESS; it deserves THREE CROWNS coz the PEAK is in you
I no longer have MILK TEETH but glad you still have MILK TITS; what a TREASURE CHEST!!
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Man watering, grooming and growing his kneeling bride

GOD USE MARRIAGE SET COMPASS - football pun cruise - best puns,dirty poetry,love poems,poetry,
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My mouth ready burn coz these your lips hot enough to BOURNEMOUTH
I now NORWICH CITY is best to enter; the CRYSTAL PALACE between your legs
A palace not just loved by Kings in some cities but in HULLCITY
Come up from under like SOUTH ARM TEAM till you cum down nuts
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My field differ from others; I no dey SHEFFIELD with HUDDERSFIELD
I don't wanna just leave you wet but make you gush and LIVERPOOL
I want all of you baby, No KIDneying with our ADULT movie; 
To frolic your under till you scream "put it in the MIDDLESBROUGH"
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READING a lady's body is a REAL MAD READ wey dey high man
Don't wanna cUm without U make you no coME without ME
Wanna rip your legs apart like a lion and Enter your LENS like LYON
NEED YOU for my NEEDLE to PIERCE GEE, till you shiver pass CHIVAS
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Omo! The way your BENDEL STYLE raises my STAR HILL; is like you BEND HELL out of HEAVEN
God use marriage set COMPASS; it shall COME to PASS when na me go make you CUM PASS
HANNOVER your 96 to me make we do style 69 driving crazy like A FREE CAR
Ride my african queen in between the MAINZ like A MERRY CAR
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Based on sey you don HONOUR me as the HEAD, I go invest my anointed HORN OIL coz you can't be the TAIL in this love TALE
I no be that king GORO wey no go give you room to GROW; I go fight for you like ZORO against every SORROW
GLO suppose learn one or two from your GLOW; Even the EARTH IS ALERT when you yarn based on sey no be EMPTY YEARN
IF I TOIL, no be for FAT and OIL but for you, my FREE AIRTIME per seconds; without you, my safe HAVEN - it's all EARTH HELL
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I'm the KING of the HOUSE protecting us from them OWLS; you're QUEEN of the HOME not sherlock HOLMES
Beautiful-And-Educated on how to nurture a home is BAE FOR ME; no wonder your'e now the spot on top-notch BEFORE ME
You are so EXOTIC that my love for you is EXALTIC; I'm elated AND WOWED that you're this ENDOWED
heavenly made GUGURU, God na the maker and GURU; Your GLAMOUR makes me GLARE MORE
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I got THIS TRACTION to give DISTRACTION even more than A TENTH SHUN to shower you all the sweetest ATTENTION
No be sey I go BUTTER you with FLIES and LICE, but I go make sure everywhere around you go BUTTERFLY without LIES
Na you God take EMPOWER me to build this family EMPIRE; and There will be MUCH ROOM to grow your desired MUSHROOMS
I'll never WATER you DOWN like RAIN but WATER you UP to REIGN; you're my FOCUS OF COURSE, that the FOE CURSE won't FUCK US OFF COURSE
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