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They promise SIXTY POTS but deliver SIX TEA POTS; the value promised was TWENTY-TWO but claim it's the same as TWENTY TOO
Dem GO PROMISE you BUTTERFLIES RUMBLES in your TUMMY; but COMPROMISE BUTTER FOR LIES and GRUMBLES for YUMMY
The PROMISED was a FULFILLING HOTEL but it ends like a FOOL FEELING HOT HELL wishing it was a PROM MISSED
Your BELLY was supposed to be FOOD-FILLED but no, they rather make your TELLY FULL and FILLED with JUNK
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DO YOUR BEST TO COLLABO - poetry and politics,poetry,best puns,life related,Nigeria,naija states wordplay,
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These political scripters with INTENTIONS of putting you IN TENSIONS of emotional DETENTIONS
They turn the EIGHT between seven and nine to HATE; till what was once five and six becomes police and thief
They plant their REAL LEGION wey no REALY JOIN into RELIGION; and make SHERRY MANGO out of dem JOHNNY JUST COME
They plant HELL ON MOSQUE to gain CONTROL like ELON MUSK; and plant RATS in CHURCHES to COIN TROLLS through CHURCH RATS
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They make their entire REIGN a time to RAIN CAT and DOG; to create distractions luring focus from the way they DOGGY the masses they treat as PUSSYs
"I" sounds "EYE" coz the way I SEE YOU MATTERS; "ME" sounds "MEAL" coz what I'm fed about you WEIGHS IN too
"THE" "ME" that you know influences your "THEME" of me; read others properly as a "TEAM" - but focus from your right and you might see them as "MEAT"
If no be sey DON JAZZY JÁSI, e for no reconcile with D'BANJ; sha do your BEST to collabo in love and leave God the REST
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The moment "I" is replaced with "WE", ILLNESS becomes WELLNESS; and no matter how dry you look at "IT", there's capacity to become "WET"
To follow PEACE with all men with the STEEZE of HOLINESS; e go require a PIECE of the BREEZE of WHOLENESS
So admit it when YOU'RE SURE ILL and need some YESHUA HILL; Find selflove and HEAL and let the HATE you ATE take to its HEEL
In a bid to make men stand on their toes as you do, you go step on toes; anyone wey no gree accept your PEACE offering can PISS the fuck off
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The RICH Jagabans started from the state of ABIA to hide us inside their ABÍÁ; till them REACH Emirs for ZAMFARA to SHAZAM us FARER
No let Ọ̀PỌ̀LỌ́ eyes make us LEAVE from ABIA to ZAMFARA wey we for LIVE in HARMONY, only to enter the STATE of GOBE coz of HER MONEY
Where fight PREYED on PETER and PAUL and turn them to ENEMIES, PAUL and SILAS PRAYED by ANY MEANS
By now, you suppose already don BUY the GUTS not to be a BIGOT; being DEMURE is no excuse for not loving THE MORE
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See as everywhere dirty like sey APC no get better broom; Prices dey fly up and down like winch; Harrypotter on APC broom
How did Naija start simple from A-B-C only to end harsh with A-P-C; Wetin suppose easy us like A-B-C come complex us like A-P-C
APC appeared like white garment PASTOR wey carry BROOM; but chop the PASTURE and wire us BROOM
Sweeping us off our feet like DIRT into DEATH; Even PDP umbrella no get level to cover our head where APC RAIN dey REIGN
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Government BY the people submitted their power to government wey BUY the people
Government OF the people don allow bribe use NEPA take OFF the people
While One generation go extra MILE for TOLGATE, ANOTHER generation kept the SMILE for COLGATE
As e CAST laslas, breakfast na for everybody; AN OLDER generation DRAMA don turn everybody TRAUMA
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*JÁSI - is well informed (yoruba slang)
*ABÍÁ - armpit (yoruba slang)
*Ọ̀PỌ̀LỌ́ eyes - wide open but blind eyes (naija slang)
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