ALL MEN NA SCUM

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LUCAS no more believes in the love the book of LUKE HAS, na only to dey LOOK ASS

BRO KEN fought for love like TEKEN, got his heart TAKEN and now finally BROKEN

PHILIP once had his FILL LEAP of love; but now, na only to dey FEEL LIPS dey FILL HIPS

TONY once KNEW how TO KNEEL for love; but now plays every lady goals TO NILL

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My GEE's love was like MAGIC but the MERGE IRK from his girl toxic pass MY JIK

MUSA called her his MUSE SIRE but now smashing any babyCATS to make the MEWS HIGHER

TOBIAS earns well selling TO BUYERS; but in the love market now TOO BIAS not TO BUY ASS

Got his heart FORKED like yam; now F*CKS ladies like a FOX - to  shame them on FOX NEWS

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With SOLOMON's R.I.P. SO LOW MOURN for love; he's only for MOAN-days till dem babes' SOUL OWE MOAN

I know of A LOT that has seen A LOT; no more SLOT for love but SLUTS since his wife looked back

BADMUS with GOOD MALLS of love; A biASed loving badASS almost killed by ASSASSin

Now trying to cure himself with ASSpirin overdose over those ASS pairing; no ASS sparing

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He LAND FIRST CLASS CGPA, but dumped for who FLYING FIRST CLASS to  SEE JEEP EH

OPE LEAVE SOPE wey SEE SCARS from PRESS UP to appeal her with SIX PACKS sexy BODY

To LIVE with SIX CARS man who just wan PRESS OPE AND PEEL HER SEXY BUDDY with banana

TITI sef leave who made her smile and TEETHY to end up with who's only interest is her TITTIE

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Church Girl with ashawo vibes say make boyfriend LIMO no SIN; marriage before BENDEL style

But the ÌDÍ you let CHUKWUDI CHOOK na coz of LIMOUSINE; you come turn last style BENDER

Your ashawo vibes win trophy pass OKOCHA as you jam DON tó JÁSI wey kill you with OKÓ ṢÁ

You allow HushPUPPI RICH PUPPY dey chop your PULPY BABYCAT till e grow REACH DOGGY

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DOLAPO enter where the DOLAR DEY, come dey push boyfriend FAR AWAY like FARADAY

Who betrayed and fucked up JUDE ASS has finally ended up with a very rich JUDAS

Who dey play a SIMP like THINGY MAXWELL don jam PIMP that is STINGY and MARKS WELL

Makes RAINBOW pledger with RAMBO for love; but calls COMMANDO to COME AND DO for sex

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ERIMA dey find A REAL MAN but landed with a FLAKE man that FAKED IT like her FAKE TITS

Coz when she SCANNED GOOD men, she SCRAM after she SCRAMB and SCRAMP their heart.

Went PAST ALL good men plus PASTOR; even DEACON wey ready not to DICK IN till marriage

FISHERMAN hookup game; she leave boyfriend TEACHER MAN follow manfriend SHISHA MAN

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You leave your boyfriend wey be TAILOR; follow CHARLES TAYLOR wey no gree TAILOR your life

You leave JULIUS wey dey stay BERGER; follow JULIUS BERGER wey go TURN you to BEGGAR

You had a BURNT KNEE to earn your BENTLEY gift; after leaving former man for MAINLAND

From MAIN LAND to EYE LAND all eyes on you; from lowkey lucky girl to hotkey LEKKI BABE

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Sey Life fit no BALENCIAGA well like BALANCED LEDGER no mean sey love na SCAM

Men dey PUMA like CHEETAH no mean sey dem be CHEATERS; no be all men be SCUM

Some be scum but no be the ALL-SUM; If you look well like LUCOZADE, some men AWESOME

Life's SIM PARTY without PHONE - no CONNECTION; but SIMPATHY brings FUN and CORRECTION

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*ÌDÍ - reason (yoruba)

*tó JÁSI - knows what's up (yoruba)

*OKÓ ṢÁ - cock (yoruba)