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IF KING SOLOMON EVER MET YOU

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SOLOMON's SOLO MOURN for love; the highest pitch was still a SONG of SO LOW MOAN
With you, e CERTIFY sey he go SATISFY; a switch from SO LOW MOAN to a SOUL LOUD ONE
He combine concubine like his SOUL OWE HOE MOAN but limit dey wetin Bro SOLO HOME OWN
Na only you fit ASSART HIS FACTION to sow SATISFACTION wey fit sew SOLO HORMONE
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Big hands open a book of life to reveal a beautiful big lady to a small audience

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If King Solomon ever met you, he for put down him REAL LOAD use you take RELOAD
You na EPISTLE of God's WORD more on target than A PISTLE of Man's WORLD
You are so REALLY WORDED that King Solomon having you will feel gratefully REWARDED
And for use the NATURE of him ONE LIFE take marry and NURTURE only ONE WIFE
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You daily BRUSH PEOPLE with WISDOM like WISDOM BRUSH make none drown for PEE POOL
For Goliath eyes you be GIANT coz you get the power to treat am like mere JAR ANT
You be that kind of God's COOL HANDWORK wey men go see begin dance HOT LEGWORK
Without clothes you for be that NAKED TRUTH wey for set King Solomon totally FREE
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King Solomon for lose him SKEEZE SKILLS if he ever MET YOU
That is one of the things your kind of STEEZE KILLS wey no fit MELT YOU
He for CLEAVE till end of AGE to your CLEAVAGE; love go tey like Methuselah - no  MEASURE
And OPEN all him TREASURE CHEST for a chance to uncover your CHEST like TREASURE
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Brother SOLO would have SOLOED a different melody not that SO LOW if he MET YOU
He for don see your WAIST conclude sey chasing the others na WASTE
He for DOUBLE him hustle to have a shot at this DOUBLE BARREL for your chest
You for KNOCK OUT this king like TYSON; till He LOCKOUT sidechicks coz you're ENTICING
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Him collabo with ladies FOR HEAD, for stop the moment he falls for your FOREHEAD
Just like a lady's GELE, he go carry all your matter for him HEAD
His heart for LEAP like TOAD to Kiss all ASHAWO goodbye at the sight of your LIPS
And then give thanks to the ROCK of AGES for the privilege to ROCK your kind of HIPS
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Wife material wey slimfit enough to hug King tight; no further tailoring adjustment needed
Your sexy bottleNECK fit CHOKE king like ASTHMA; not to make mention of your ASS MA
Solomon leg go just dey shake like BOOTY; seeing that you're the SI unit of BEAUTY
And he will automatically be your greatest ASSET sticking closely behind you like your ASS SET
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E go easy any man to Bank on you like his central BANK and give you plenty KUDI-KUDI
As you HOT like BADDIE - me sef COOL like GOODY; and go like give you GOODIE-GOODIE
DADDY and MUMMY OTHER ROOM ADVENTURES till marriage pikin enter TUMMY-TUMMY
And as the ORDER ROOM boss; ADD VENTURES to enrich you and pikins with YUMMY-YUMMY
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