CAPTURE YOU FOR UNDER with CAUTION

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Hello auntie CIVILIAN this my CV Lill YARN no be CAMOUFLAGE

Make I protect you like soldier wey dey carry CAMO FLAG

Based on sey I sight you for UPSAIRS, you must be LONELY at the TOP

ELÉRÉ BUDDY ti dé báyìí; pull your lonely TOP comot your BODY

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Will like Cameraman CAPTURE you from UNDER; and flash you THE LIGHT

Like a DONKEY with an ASS; this KNIGHT will RIDE you into DELIGHT

Will like an Ubberman CAPTURE you from HONDA; drive you crazy ALL NIGHT

And getting any outside CALL SHUNNED will be our only mutual CAUTION

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I dey chase you like POLICE as you don THIEF person heart

Based on ỌLỌ́PÀÁ, my POLE IS in my ṢÒKÒTÒ and e go KNACK you for UNDER

E don dey PANT for your UNDER sotey e LONG for you reach SÓKÓTÓ

Once ỌLỌ́PÀÁ ṢÒKÒTÒ capture you for UNDER, e go enter you like HONDA drive you reach SÓKÓTÓ

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Pishur be like HOT SHOT pose for upstairs dey look camera man focus from downstairs

If to just dey STARE is the CASE, as long as na your FACE, I go win LUKEMAN

You throway face but still dey STIR man CRAZE, coz your breast dey LOOK MAN

Your contour LEVELS get layers pass STAIR CASE; permit me to CLIMB in STEPS to cloud nine

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See as I dey PICTURE your under like a TO DO PICKED CHORE; like CAMERA wey wan capture with a flash of CALM ERA

If I COME HANDLE YOU, you go CUM with THANKS pass like sey that G.P TANK beside you overflow

I go CUM LATE AND DO you for UPSTAIRS till the COMFORT make you CUM FORTH EARLY reach DOWNSTAIRS

I go use wetin pass HAND DO YOU for DOWNSTAIRS until dem hear your scream for UPSTAIRS

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ỌLỌ́PÀÁ - police man (yoruba)

ṢÒKÒTÒ - trousers (yoruba)

SÓKÓTÓ - Sokoto State in Nigeria (yoruba)

ELÉRÉ - playful (yoruba)

ti dé báyìí - is now around (yoruba)