SEXIEST HOTTEST SINGLE (dirty poetry)

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If I had to rate you from 1-10, I’d rate you a 9 coz I'm the one you are missing

If it were the reverse all the same; I'd be the 9 inches you are missing 

Just like a bank loan, you really got my interest 

Like a private mortgage insurance I wanna pay you more interest.

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Always finger picking anywhere near your sound hole like a guitar 

Love to grab you from the neck and listen to your noises as I play with you

Wanna freaky finger your G-string and listen to your sweet music on G

No going off key G until the freaky rizzy hits strike the G-spot

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I got a new sound system; would you be my filthy sub

I like to think of you when I play the guitar coz you make me rock hard

I wanna plug my pedal in you and crank up your distortion

If SPOTIFY knew how to SPOT A FIRE, you'd be the sexiest hottest single

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