GROWING BANABAS (dirty poetry)

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The way your WORD FLOW dey make my WORLD GLOW

I ready lead make you FOLLOW; through roads wey no fit FALL LOW

More than a LUSTROUS metal, you make my LUSTING heart GLOW

You're so ap-PEELING that you make my BANANAS GROW

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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Blow this job like a trumpet and be blown like grenade

My submarine is hard and long with sea-men familiar with the pool-sea

It's been feeling a little dead lately. it needs some mouth-to-mouth

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Would have CHOKED you with JOKES about my banana, but it’s too long.

Whenever you are thirsty baby, hold my RAIN stick and let banana juice REIGN

'Coz I got two balls your chin could dribble like a game of basketball

Call me sunshine - call me rain; I'll make you both hot and wet

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Not all can swallow the naked truth; especially when it's a long one

The DIPPER the CHOICED MORNING THROAT, the DEEPER the VOICED MOANING TRUTH

So Talking about GROWING,  would you be my BANANA SUCKER

Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your “head”

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