PEARfect COUPLE (dirty poetry)

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You BERRY much my type; more like the APPLE of my eyes

Na you be the TIGER NUT making me go NUT like a TIGER 

If you were a fruit,  you'd definitely be my DATE

Even destiny knows it true that we'd both make a good PEAR

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More A-peeling than BANANA; the way you RAISIN my EGGPLANT 

Why I no go STALK you when na you be my CORNFIELD 

The way you make my SQUASH grow big, I cantaloupe with another 

From all angles and ORANGES,  you hold the KIWI to my heart

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You make my long juicy CUCUMBER sensual that I can't hurt OLIVE you 

You are juice the cutest - peas, be mine; the berry best at making my heart beat

 I can’t wait to have you, we would make a PEARfect couple

With our love marshed like fruit salad, I'm the fruit fly for you my honey

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