DEW POINTS (dirty poetry)

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Girl you're hot and on fire; I'm the best fire man for this job

You'll know soon my nicknames rain; get all the wetness you want in your hub

My umbrella may keep you dry but you know I'll get you wet, no refrain

BeCoz you're as hot as my sunshine,  I'll make you wet like I'm your rain

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If a kiss was a raindrop,  I will send you a thunderstorm bolt

And make your desert wetter than a pool-sea that my sea-men go need boat

Because my love for you ain't dry, I'll make you wet one way or another

That's why an essence of my presence makes  you wet in your area

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Let's get you out of your wet clothes; what you need is a TOWEL

Guess what my TONGUE is made of; TOWEL material 

I am the greatest sandstorm; show me your dessert let me blow

Till I get you saturated and increase your dew points

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