IF WE WERE CATS (dirty poetry)

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If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with your pu**y

If I were an octopus all my three heats would beat for you

If we were cats, I will be the love of your nine lives

I'll love you more than 9 times which will be beyond purrrfect

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Wanna ride you like in horse race just the way you make my heart race

Wanna stuff you like a teddy bear coz you sure make my lion roar

My WORLD's caught in your WIDE WEB like sey you be SPIDER woman

And I got ten tickles to make you laugh like an octopus with tentacles 

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My pọnmọ dick no fit hide; always spotted like a leopard by your eyes

Use the TUNA fish between your legs chop the beef between mine

And like an auto TUNER, moan the vocal sounds precious than Gold mine 

With my fishing pole in your fish mouth, I'll choke you small with my bear hands

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