YOUR LOVE IS FIRST CLASS (dirty poetry)

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You doughnut know how much  I love you—like, pho real.

I love you a hole lot that We make an egg-cellent pair.

You are the coffee to my espresso. And I love you a latte.

Before Omelette you finish, let's go home and avo-cuddle

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You’ve stolen a pizza my heart; I love you from my head tomatoes.

This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grater than a crate of grates

I know your spaghetti looks makes me a kind of a hopeless ramen-tic

Since You had me go all butterflies at portobello. I've only had pies for you.

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When I’m with you, my heart is always ready for takeoff.

Your love is first class. I’d sit in your middle seat any day

You can get a tour of my cockpit any day anytime 

You still as sweet as could be while I precheck you out all day long

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