WHEN YOU CROSSED MY MIND (dirty poetry)

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Did you look both ways when you crossed my mind

You ran the stop sign like you were to overtake my heart by design

Now it's my turn to cross your legs and get in between 

Some pinky kinky stuff; SINKY eough; My meat log in your hot pocket 

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Like there's a mirror in your pants; I can see myself in them.

I no be professor snape, but wanna slyther-in-to your pants.

Lemme wear my astro-nut suit coz you're a shining star

Next mission is Uranus coz you're out of this world

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I learnt you got a hole for piping; so I came as a plumber 

I am your chair right now, feel free to sit on me

I slid out of my mum's butt, but wanna slide into you

Just like my moma, wanna drink the milk from ur jugs

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