IF I COULD DUPLICATE ALPHABETS (dirty poetry)

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd not just put I and U together 

The best is P and Q together; my best decision was to PQ

I would keep FCK U together; or better still, slide the D right in behind U

If I could duplicate alphabets, I'd make more copies of Q

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Of course my huge long whanker is big enough to 1Q

Fought for you like TEKKEN; now you're TAKEN coz I 2Q

I'm not a trickster; never you think I'm gonna 3Q

I wanna marry you and have the full LEFT RIGHTS to 4Q

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If it were just about sex or to DICK YO

U, I for no join D.Q

Na so I join the suitors; omo, come C.D.Q

The queue was really long; there were more than 5Qs

By the time whey me sef join, I join for number 6Q

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Like a waiter of wise CUES you're good at 7Qs

The first day I met you, you served me CUE; and I 8Q

I chop too much sense and wisdom; you knack me up to 9Qs

I'm grateful to God I found you; won't ever stop saying 10Q

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