a TON of you on my LIPS (dirty poetry)

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I like your biology , and we both got chemistry

So now let's do some physics with this gravitational attraction 

If you knew how happy your message notification makes me;

You would have called me; I'd massage you and you may kiss me

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I want you from The start to the end of your alimentary canal

See as you be like EARL Grey; I for like teabag you

And treat you like my hot tea coz I need you every morning

To taste a TON of you on my LIPS, each day like my LIPTON 

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You're what wine will look like if it were a person

Intoxicating addictive, topped with a personal cork

Uranus needs exploring coz you raise my CORK to the moon

After I destroy youranus, there'll be eight planets left

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