VALENTINE WIFE (dirty poetry)

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My Valentine day starts with U, not with an M as logic thinks

Today I’m all yours, no work, no friends, no kids, just us!

Wanna spoil the crap out of you; my strategy is love

If you weren’t my WIFE this would be the worst Valentine’s day ever.

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There are too many reasons why I love the fact that I can call you my Valentine!

want to fall in love with you more on each Valentine’s day for the rest of my life.

I love you today no more than I love you every other day of my life,

but today I hope you know it more than ever for life

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Tonight, we can have our first time all over again.

A night to go THIS HIGHER to fulfill our most intimate DESIRE

Let’s make this Valentine’s day the most annoying day for our neighbors!

want to be so tired after tonight  that I won’t be able to get up and make breakfast tomorrow

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