THE BEST HUG (dirty poetry)

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You wanna know which hug is the best hug? One that comes with a solid a*s grab.

Your a** is like a library book which I really want to check you out.

You should get your a** insured it should to be in good hands like mine 

Damn girl, your a** is bigger than my future!

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If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

Based on the WHALE whey dey SHARK me, let's go humpback at my place

As your love don hijack me, let's make love and JACK you HIGH 

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Do you know what I like in a girl? My d**k.

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

If I were a dog, would you help me bury my bone?

You gotta body like a Benze which wanna drive over and over 

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