STRONG CONNECTION WITH YOU (dirty poetry, science wordplay)

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What’s up, gorgeous? Let’s go back to my place and test our coefficient of friction.

Let’s get a room and I’ll show you.practical applications of the laws of friction

Let’s just pretend we are tectonic plates and grind against one another.

It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.

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You must be FLOURINE cause you are polarizing my bond.

Free with you and FLOWING more than a sexy sweet pond

You dope pass drugs; feeling the clouds and beyond

Your Wi-Fi must be on cos I can feel a very strong connection with you.

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Just like FRANCIUM, you’re the most attractive

my cardiovascular system becomes restless when you’re around.

You're the photon quanta to my valence electron; 

Na you dey excite me to a higher energy level

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Don’t tell anyone but I just had a supernova in my pants.

I would love to dock my rocket at your space station

Do you want to look at my telescope? You can Hubble it if you want.

My dream is to travel to outer space so I can go and explore Uranus

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