SHOULDER TO PUT YOUR LEGS ON (dirty poetry)

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Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them with mine

Or Would you mind if I give you a kiss right now?

I can see into the future, and yeah, it’s me and you together.

You make me melt like an ice cream cone under the summer sun.

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I am not quite certain what you think of me. I just hope it’s at least R-rated

I know what I think of you though, beware, it's X-rated.

I’m sorry, your shirt has to go. However, you can stay as long as you please in my thoughts

Shouldn’t you be freezing right now? You’ve been running naked in my thoughts all night long.

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So glad I met you single; means now I can make you mine

Whenever you're sad, I 'll be that shoulder to put your legs on

I'll give you a kind of happiness that can't exist without pe*is

You will feel so good on top of me beyond receiving pennies 

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