IN MY HEAD (dirty poetry)

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People with dirty minds live longer; right now you're naked in my head

On a scale of one to ten, I'll rate your s*xy ass a ten

Rather than be a dentist, I'll be your professional t*ts inspector

And make your sex drive insatiable enough for my hard drive

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Your s*xy and you tow it, God save you QUEEN! Tonight, we CO-WIN

Wanna marsh your grassy garden and smash your classy a*s

There are 206 in your body, I can insert one of mine to make it 207

You are officially on my to-do list tonight Wanna screw or nut? 

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Wish I could turn into a clit; and conveniently live in your pants 

I'll go incognito and chill; and live life to the kinkiest 

only seen by the eye Inprivate enough with your browser 

And I 'll always know when you are freaky wet or in no panties mode

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