HIDE IN YOU (dirty poetry)

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Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

You make my software turn into hardware! So  woman, prepare to be probed

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime, everytime 

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Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

wish I was your calculus homework in a way that bae loves

Because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

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Do you still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

I’d like to give you a midnight ride enter you like a landslide 

You upgraded me from Homosapiens to Homoerectus

Let’s role play. I’ll be Osama, you be the cave. Now let me hide in you!

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