TIME TO LOOK AT THE BRIDE SIDE (dirty poetry)

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I found a catch - she found a keeper; yeah - she found her main squeeze 

Happiness comes in waves; now's the time to get nauti

Drunk in love - just drunk; batch and boozy - pour decisions

Let's rise, wine and dine toasted; toes in sand, ring in hand

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Mingled enough as a single, time to look at the bride side

Now that she's said "I do" time to say yes on "the alter"

Hear the wedding bells ring and fling the ring on that finger

These happy feet were made to walk her down the aisle 

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Pop it like it's hot; this bitch is getting hitched

Look like a beauty - party like beast; last sail before the veil

Past Misses forgotten; future Mrs the focus

Last moment left to do it right till death do us party

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Let's tie the knot and kill the nots; till every fun is a do-do

Make time to knack sef knack; let's turn horny into moon

Sip your lips like cloud wine till we get to bed nine

Howdy rowdy splashy bridal rider moany vibes on repeat

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