INTO THE CONFINES OF CLOUD NINE (dirty poetry)

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You're getting naughty high; makes me all nutty below

Call me your DEER, I got your deal DOE in my pants

Turn me on like your vibrator and get vibes that'll make your body vibrate

When it comes to doggy, I'm 100% behind you 

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Hot hereditary legs running in your jeans

I don C sharp melody now I'm ready to B flat

Blow you like my horn till you balloon horny into the clouds

You're in treble now cos I'll be your bursting pop music 

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Pull your G-string like my guitar; and let my teeth comb that hair

My trained fingers can handle the solfa; with combination to take your soul far

My photographic SketchUp cliques tongue licking pornographic ketchups

I'll cook up NEW DOs tonight and treat you special like NOODLES 

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You're so RAMENtic and I'm so CORNy for you 

I'm a sucker for you; you be the popping lolipop

Let's float in life together into the confines of cloud nine 

Where we duet with our moans into the sounds of music

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