EVERYTIME I SEE YOU (dirty poetry)

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Was there a supervolcano in here or did you just blow me away?

Was thinking of you and the earth shook; Yes! You rock my world. 

Layers of amazing personalities like a sedimentary rock

Changing like metamorphic rock to varying temperature and pressure 

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Like you were made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon; you are F-I-Ne.

Every time I see you, I get a hardness of 10.

Really wanna date you like you were a fossil 

Wanna dig you out to your limits like a pile of dinosaur bones

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Be an oceanic crust and let me be the continental crust,

I’d let you subduct so we can make hot magma

I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, na you go first come like earthquake.

I'd make you scream while inside you, Like in a haunted house

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