WIFE MATERIAL - sabi girl (dirty poetry)

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Thyme to par-tea with my beau-tea-ful tas-tea tea-riffic bes-tea

My flir-tea naugh-tea hot-tea; so fies-tea - you're such a teas

There's this Safe-tea and sereni-tea around your majestic royal-tea

We easily move OOLONG; there's always something you TEA my ear

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You see brew-tiful, Everything I brew, I brew it for you

Feeling a little melon-choly that a GOLD like you's not yet MINE

Needed to have got this stuff done but I kept procaffeinating

It's just plum-crazy; making me grape-ful and sour

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Grown a pair of pears on your chest big like water Mellons

Each having a pear of pearls at the tip; one in a melon

You smell like tea spirit; can't steep day dreaming of you 

My 50 shades of EARL GREY say something don't be CHAI

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I Call you the queen of caffeine; you intoxicate the king

I like big mugs, I no go lie; your mugs would like my kisses

Your treasure-chest too mug-nificent for my lips to quit mean-muggin

Watch me sip, watch me nae nae; like Sip Sip Hooray!

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You've been kiwi-ing me softly; Will you be my Valen-lime?

Thanks for your hass-pitality freaky ass-queen

You got an ASS-set down there and hot brain up stairs 

You get front, you get back, you get side, sabi play

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Girl with the sal-tea influence; I wan be your proper-tea

I don't kettle down for less, not even for second best

We’re a hot lava matcha made in heaven, Love you so matcha

You love God, you get mouth; sabi girl - wife material 

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