THE PERFECT CRIME (dirty poetry)

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I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed

You make me melt like an ice cream cone in the summer sun

Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave to me

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

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Would you give me a hug to show me how soft your bo*bs are

And let me give you a hug to show you how hard my d*ck is

This Love's explosive like volcano - I lava you a lot

No be sey you be witch but you got me enchanted 

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Not in the same classroom but we both have chemistry

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy; but a kiss from those lips

My stairways Yoda one for me; your vibes leading me higher

Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.

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