COVALENT BOND (dirty poetry)

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I no be AMANDA but I am AmanDA hugs and kisses

Unlike HARRY POTTER, my magic wand is full filling

So With great JOY, I want you to jump on my love STICK

I no be king JAMES but you sef go fill the covalent BOND

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Like ARIEL, we mermaid KLIN for each other 

Whenever ASIYAH, immaculate spark like LUX

I love you WENDY chips are down; EVEN if ODD cheaps are up

For airtime I'll pick you over Zain like your name's ETHEL

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Like pure MISTY you look Hela good in the rain

But I'll be that fireman that shows you a different kind of wetness 

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be your Alice.

You're as flawless as VICTORY unlike the flawed FIG TREE

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Girl you're on fire sparking a rebellion in my district

No be me be GABRIEL, so won't be a gentle ANGELon Bed

Rough like MICHAEL in battle; and MIC HELL loud into that a*s

I wanna plant you right here and get you DIZZY like DAISY 

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God crafted you with GRACE; you're shapely AMAZING, BUDDY 

Ever READ or HEARD I'm into the redheads; in your lower BODY 

Moisturize your CAR ASS AND DRIVE it all day long like CASSANDRA 

F**k you RICH and HARD more than RICHARD ever could 

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