ASSet (dirty poetry)

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Are you a pirate from space? Because your bo*ty is out of this world

I want to be a pirate too, Because that booty will be my treasure.

Like you fire missiles at Gaza; your booty Israely thick

I would buy a pirate ship to find this booty of my boo-tea

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Damn sugar! I want all of you - I'm not diabetic

That party in your pants; when would I get invited

I own a rocket; first stop's your moons - and then uranus

Incase you lost your teddy bear, I can sleep with you 

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I got the perfect inhaler you need cos you got ass, ma!

Hope you have a sewing machine cos I'mma tear dat a*s up

Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that a*s.

DAT ass that's well rounded; I'll get it well grounded and pounded

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I wanna plant my heart shaped arrow into your butts

Mount you like Mt. Zion; dominate you like I'm a lion

All in hopes of making your day as nice as your butt.

To and from MOTIONS of BEAUTY; no NOTION of B-U-T

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