YOUR BOOTY GUARD (dirty poetry)

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I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I'll not just be your bodyguard, let me be your booty guard 

Your a*s looks so tight I want to crack my nuts on it.

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You don't need to dress to kill before your body does the murder

Fine work of art by nature; inbuilt nuture of a mother

Can't escape your body landscape, yet this Alice no dey bother

Your assertive ass set of an asset fit push me beyond border

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Your dad must be a terrorist because na bomb you be

The way my bed is broken, na only you fit fix am

My bed got four legs but doesn't have the most beautiful girl in it

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours until my bed is fixed

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like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get

I wanna rock your bed cos you make me rock hard

You just give the word and I'll so rock your world pass Aso Rock

I will rock your curvy edges with wisdom like from Rock of Ages

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