IF YOU DREAM OF ME (dirty poetry)

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So what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your a*s tonight?

What are the chances of getting a head if I were to flip a coin

Let’s flip a coin, heads I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.

If you win - F*CK me up and down; if I win I F*CK you back and front

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Ladies first, you be the first flipper with holes ready to go steeper

Heads, and you can ride my tongue, tails - and you F*CK my D*ck

I'm next in line to be the flipper with d*ck long enough to go deeper

Heads, pout those lips for me to ride; tails - use the bulgy lips in your a*s

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Pretend its yoga and yoganna love this d**k.

Pretend we're in the ghetto and let me ghetto hold of dat a*s

Pretend it's breakfast and Omellete you suck this d**k.

I would f*ck you so hard, you’d learn from it

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The chances are 100% in my Dreams with your t*ts perfect for my teeth

Wish I could come to your dreams so that you'll cum in my dreams

Damn girl! Your perfectly sized a*s got a hold over my future

Goodnight babe. And if you dream of me, remember I want it rough.

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