YOUR BODY (dirty poetry)

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Your body is made up of 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Know my favorite on the menu? Me ‘n’ u together

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.

My love for you is like dividing by zero — it cannot be defined.

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If I were to have an X, you'd replace her, no asking Y

But all I got is U; can't find a double-you

Wouldn’t we look cute together on a wedding cake?

Let nothing stand between our love except it's latex or glue

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Striped shirt looks great but nothing doper than seeing you strip

Your outfit would look great on our bedroom floor.

A view more interesting than Netflix ‘Cause I could watch you for hours.

Since you naturally give me a raise, we'd be nurture-allies to raise our kids

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