always making you HAPPY (dirty poetry)

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CALENDAR dates plenty but you no join - you be my ONLY DATE

You don't need no PET, cos I get DOGGY to give you

Me no be CARPENTER but certainly I wan KNACK you

You look doper than COKE; I'ma do you rather than drugs

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Only you one with plenty suitors; me sef join the long QUEUE

Ninety-nine percent intelligency; Omo, you get the IQ

Grateful to have you in my life; you deserve some big 10Q

Na you I wan marry cos me really like 4Q

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Can't have PU*SY as a PET except it lives under your SKIRT

You know that you can TRUST me; I hope that I can THRUST you

I'll be your ORDER ROOM king; WORSHIP you in the OTHER ROOM

My Goal as your goalkeeper will be always making you HAPPY

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