I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU BUDDY – In love with your body

If I were Winnie the poo; you’ll be bae of the bees; baby

Yes the very bae-bee that will always make me horny

The other bees are jelous ‘cos na you I dey call honey

I boo dem bees away ‘cos they call me honey snatcher

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No be me be the bus but she keeps driving me crazy

Baba God na the boss; God is good is my motto

She stirs my wheel without lie-sense ‘cos truth is her license

We ball and roll together; not two-tyred; God’s the third

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If I were smeagle, you will be my precious

Make me Lord of your ring; I’ll be king; you’ll be my crown

I don’t mind turning to the hulk to protect you from the orcs

If only you’d make me your Iron-man; yes! The male of your “Fe”

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I’m in love with you buddy like sey I don chop “efo”

You no be “the lie lie”; I no go mind chop apple for your lap top

Abeg, chop ebelebo, make you carry my belle ball

Make pikin spice things like curry; make time still jolly the gbedu

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Help me boo Harry away ‘cos he’s made life hard to get you

My patience in life really deserves some good luck

Please be the kiss of my luck; open wide your heart’s door

Not in love with just SOMEBODY; I’m in love with YOUR BODY

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*Fe: symbol for IRON in chemistry

*orcs: enemy creatures in Lord of the rings