I FELL IN LOVE - the amazing word play game; kleezypen.com

1. I fell in love with a carpenter, now, I don hammer

I FELL IN LOVE - the amazing word play game; kleezypen.com

2. I fell in love with a suicide bomber now I don blow
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3. I fell in love with a farmer now my life is fruitful
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4. I fell in love with a driver now I zoom like a boss
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5. I fell in love with a cook, now I'm a sweet smelling savour
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6. I fell in love with fans now my life has turned around
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7. I fell in love with grenades, now I don blow
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8. I fell in love with a player, now I don achieve my goals
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9. I fell in love with football, now I top the game
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10. I fell in love with alphabets, that's why I love ''u''
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11. I fell in love with the sun now I'm shining
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12. I fell in love with planes now I'm elevated
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13. I fell in love with Physiques now I'm infatuated
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14. I fell in love with chemistry now I'm in love
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15. I fell in love with maths now I got my problems solved
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16. I fell in love with Chemistry now I got solutions
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17. I fell in love with my bed; made me slip into my dreams
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18. I fell in love with bees now my boos call me honey

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19. I fell in love with a broke, now I can't pay attention

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20. I fell in love with an artist, now I've been caught in the art

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21. I fell in love with a doctor, now I am patient

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22. I fell in love with decimals, now my life is on point

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23. I fell in love with an athlete, now my life is on track

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24. I fell in love with a programmer, now my life is coded

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25. I fell in love with books, now I'm paged all the time

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26. I fell in love with the keyboard, now "U" and I are always together
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27. You fell in love with a thief, now your heart is stolen
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28. He fell in love with Arsenal, now he is a goner

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29. He fell in love with an economist, now he is stingy 

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30. He fell in love with a tailor, now he's left in stitches 

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31. He fell in love with an actress, now his life is a movie

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32. He fell in love with a lioness, now he's the king of jungle justice

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33. He fell in love with a teacher, now his life is a lecture

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34. He fell in love with a prostitute, now his life is screwed

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35. He fell in love with a nurse, now he often gets a nice treat 

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36. He fell in love with mirrors, now his life is only a reflection

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37. He fell in love with charged batteries, now he's in for the sell

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38. He fell in love with the court, now his life is judged

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39. She fell in love with a writer, now her life is booked

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40. She fell in love with a mechanic, now her life is fixed

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41. She fell in love with a photographer, now she is always shot

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42. She fell in love with a carpenter, now her life is nailed

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43. She fell in love with a comedian, now her life is a joke 

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44. She fell in love with the police, now her life is a cell

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45. She fell in love with an electrician, now her family is shocked

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46. She fell in love with pictures, now her life is framed

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47. She fell in love with a pastor, now her life is a sermon

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48. She fell in love with a native doctor, now she's in the spirit

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49. She fell in love with glasses, now her life is in shades
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50 . She fell in love with the mic, now she's a loudspeaker

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51. She fell in love with a lion,  now she lives by jungle just 

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52. She fell in love with an actor, now her life is a drama

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53. She fell in love with a nut, now her life is tied 

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54. She fell in love with a Rastafarian, now her life is dreadful

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55. She fell in love with Trump, now she blows her trump

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56. She fell in love with Bush, now her life is in ambush

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57. She fell in love with the drummer, now she's daily beaten

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58. She fell in love with punctuation, now her life is full of commas

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59. She fell in love with thyme, now her life is spiced

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60. She fell in love with time, now her life is in a hurry
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(you fell in love with refusing to laugh, now you are a zombie...)